Women Tell All Recap

Last night, the women told all...about each other, about Sean and especially about Tierra.  I always love a good "gripe at the girl who drove you all nuts the entire season" session, so last night did not disappoint.

At first, I thought Tierra...

...was going to be a...

...and not show up.  I wouldn't have blamed her!  After 3 months of America seeing how crazy psycho narcissistic insane self-absorbed sparkly nuts she is, I wouldn't have been surprised if she had become an expatriate and fled somewhere far away where the Bachelor isn't a big deal (like maybe some tiny little island in the middle of the Pacific or something...).

Anyway...I give her props for showing up.  After that, I really can't give her props for much more.  She dug her hole deeper (shocking, I know).  She still doesn't seem to get why America the contestants dislike her so.   Tierra's segments were a lot of metaphors, eyebrows, sighs, disgust, and rambling.  Bye Bye Tierra.  You may be off our TV but my kids will continue to talk about you for a long, long time.

And since I'm always thinking about food...the chicken comment made me think of this...

...my Chicken and Dumplings.

Just when you thought Tierra's segment couldn't make the show any more awkward...AshLee's segment arrived.

Sweet, sweet AshLee...

I loved AshLee this season!  She was hands down, one of my favorites! However, I'm not sure last night did her any favors in the America's Sweetheart department.  We can probably officially hand that title over to Des now.  AshLee was bitter furious crazy upset and it showed.  She apparently decided against leaving the show with a lot of grace...instead, she wanted to leave with a bang.  And bang she sure did.  That was one pissed off heart-broken girl.

And when I'm heart-broken...I just want chocolate.  My Oreo Cake Balls help my broken heart heal.  (Don't judge...like chocolate doesn't make you feel better too!)  AshLee should eat an Oreo Ball.  Or 12 of them.  Trust me AshLee...you'll start to hate Sean less and feel better in no time.

  Here is a quick glance at my favorite moments:

1. Chris and Des chatting.  I really like this girl!

2. Sweet Sarah!  I just want to bring her to my house and make her dinner.  And hug her.  A lot.

3. Tierra.  Tierra just being herself was entertaining enough for me.  Watch out.  I see her with her own MTV reality show before too long.

My favorite Tweets:

The girls I think would be fabulous on Bachelor Pad:

1. Tierra (she was made for that show!)

2. Amanda (her split personalities would be funny to watch!)

3. Lesley (I think there is a side to her that would fit with Bachelor Pad...for some reason, I just do)

And if I were making dessert for the Bachelor Pad crew...I would make this...

...my Skinny Girl Margarita Bundt Cake, of course!  Why just drink your margarita when you can eat it in a bundt cake?!


Next week is the finale!  Can I just say that I am so relieved that it is here?!?!  As much fun as I've had watching this season...I am ready for this chapter to end and another to begin.

Here are some things for you to keep in mind when you watch next week...
1. Thailand was really humid.
2. I have naturally wavy hair.
3. My hair does not do well in humidity.
4. There was no A/C
5. Thailand was really humid.
6. Thailand was really humid.

Here we go...one episode remaining.

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And for the funniest Bachelor recap of all, check out Sheaffer's A Bachelorette Told Me To on Wednesday...you'll be so glad you did!

Have a great Tuesday everyone!

XOXO